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THANK GOD FOR THE AUSSIES..ER, UH..SORT OF!!!

 
 

THE AUSSIES ARE COMING, THE AUSSIES ARE COMING!! NO, ACTUALLY THEY HAVE  BEEN ON IOS SINCE MAY AND THEY KEPT COMING IN DROVES.

WHY, ALL OF A SUDDEN ARE THERE SO MANY AUSTRALIANS? WELL, THEIR ECONOMY IS BOOMING HARD CORE. A YEAR AGO, ONE HUNDRED AUS DOLLARS CONVERTED TO SOMETHING LIKE 70 EUROS. NOW, ONE HUNDRED AUSSIE DOLLARS GETS YOU AROUND 80 EUROS!! THAT IS ALMOST 15% MORE FOR YOUR BUCK. THAT IS A LOT AND AUSSIES ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE.

SO, I GUESS IT IS SAFE TO SAY THAT THE AUSTRALIANS HAVE SAVED IOS THIS YEAR. FOR SURE!! YOU GOTTA LOVE THE MEN WITH THEIR ROUGH AND TUMBLE ATTITUDE, THEIR "BED HAIR", AND THEIR TATTOOS. BUT I NOTICE THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF AUSSIES ON IOS.

1. DIRTY FOOTED AUSSIE: WOW, REALLY..YOU GUYS WALK AROUND BAREFOOT ON IOS? EVEN THAT NASTY ROAD WITH ALL OF THE OLD CHOCOLATE SMEARED EVERYWHERE..LOL? 99.9% OF THE TIME, THE DIRTY FOOTED AUSSIE IS A WORKER ON THE ISLAND. IF HE IS A GUY, HE MIGHT HAVE A MUSTACHE AND TATTOOS BUT NOT ALWAYS. HE MAY ALSO HAVE "ROD STEWART" HAIR. IF SHE IS A GIRL, SHE IS MOST LIKELY ATTRACTED TO THE MALAKA DESCRIBED ABOVE !!

2. GREEK DIASPORA AUSSIE: THIS IS USUALLY THE AUSSIE WHO HAS PARENTS WHO ARE GREEK. THIS SORT OF AUSSIE IS NOT ONLY COMING TO GREECE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE GREAT CURRENCY EXCHANGE..HE IS COMING TO GREECE TO SPEND MONEY AND HELP HIS ANCESTORS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IN ITS TIME OF NEED. MANY TIMES, THEY ARE IN GOOD SHAPE, CLEAN CUT, AND SPORT A FEW TATTOOS. THEY USUALLY STAY FOR ABOUT A WEEK ON IOS AND THEN BOUNCE TO ANOTHER ISLAND. 99.99% OF THE TIME THEY ARE TOURISTS AND NOT WORKERS.

3. "TOMMY LEE" AUSSIE: YOU REMEMBER TOMMY LEE RIGHT? THE DRUMMER WITH ALL THE TATTOOS WHO MARRIED PAMELA ANDERSON. WELL, YOU HAVE THOSE AUSSIE GUYS WHO LOOK JUST LIKE HIM FILLED WITH TATS AND THEY ARE ALSO SPORTING BASEBALL CAPS. I SAW ONE GUY THE OTHER DAY WEARING AN OAKLAND A'S CAP. I WONDER IF HE CAN NAME ONE PLAYER ON THE TEAM. THEY WEAR SHOES SO THEY CANNOT REALLY BE CONSIDERED DIRTY FOOTED BUT THEY LOOK KINDA LIKE DIRTY SONS-OF-BITCHES!!

4. NORMAL AUSSIE: THIS IS YOUR NORMAL, RUN-OF-THE-MILL AUSTRALIAN WHO MIGHT HAVE A FEW SMALL TATTOOS BUT NOTHING "IN YOUR FACE"!! THIS AUSSIE IS GREAT!! THEY ARE SOMEWHAT HEALTHY BUT CAN STILL PARTY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH THE BEST OF THEM!!!

LASTLY, WHETHER YOU LIKE THEM OR HATE THEM..THEY ARE SPENDING MONEY ON IOS WHILE YOU ARE MOST LIKELY BACK IN THE UK, GERMANY, IRELAND, ITALY, SCANDINAVIA, USA, ETC THINKING GREECE IS IN CHAOS OR THAT YOU WANT TO "SNUB" GREECE BECAUSE THEY ARE CAUSING A CRISIS. IF THAT IS YOU..THEN ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU SHEEP IS "BAAA!! BAAAA!!" 

Originally posted on iosnews.blogspot.com on August 10, 2012


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CostasGR1

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LOL hilarious!!! It is true that there were a lot of Aussies last year in the Greek Islands. Pretty hot Aussie girls, too!!!!!
JBlaze415

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Damn I miss Ios!!! Good times!!!
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Aussies everywhere now. When walking down the main strip here in Waikiki, that's all you hear of is Australian accents. Overall they are cool fuckin people, especially the women.
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Damn I miss the Greek Islands!!!
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